Hello and welcome.  Before you look and waste your time, this website contains no pornographic material except for this photo.

Wednesday 31 January 2003
It's been a while, but the updates are back, not that anyone is remotely bothered.

Christmas is over.  Had a canny one. New Year to come. Yawn.

I have nothing interesting to say so I won't say anything interesting.

Thursday 18 December 2003
Another update, albeit a week and a day later.

Many congratulations to Stead who finally updated his site. And also well done to the lad for keeping his lassie occupied for a month. 

Found this on eBay which has amused me somewhat.  There is also this one which is just as funny, if not more so.

Should be rolling in a bit of spare cash shortly, fecking 48 hour week in a nut shop is enough to drive anyone mad. Enjoy your day!

Wednesday 10 December 2003

Tuesday 9 December 2003
Exam over!  Bastard lecturer never said that we would have to be able to recite every single one of the 10 Gaussian assumptions.  Could only remember 8 of them in the end.  Overall, it could have been worse, but it was still a pain.  Nothing to do now for a little while thank god.  My day today has involved making a compilation CD of Dire Straits, and working my way through APC's albums.  Nice.  

Got no more presents left to buy for Christmas now, which is convenient since I have ran out of money to buy them with.  Whoever invented Christmas wants shooting.  Damn Christians.

Sunday 7 December 2003
Big day tomorrow.  Bastard exam.  I have all but memorised the equations for working out confidence intervals and covariance but I know I'm gonna f*ck up the ANOVA table.  Don't bother asking what they all mean, it's meant to make me sound clever.

Full day at work as well today, we met our weekly target for the first time...ever.  Apparently we win a prize, although judging by past generosities I'm sure it will be an entry into a prize draw to win a 50p newsagent voucher.

Hell, it's getting cold.

Saturday 6 December 2003
Bit of a hectic day this one, and it's not even over.  Up for work early-ish but totally knackered due to picking up parents from a dinner-dance at 1am last night.  Nice of them to tell me to be there for 12.30 then leave me waiting in the car park for half an hour.

Work was ridiculously busy, I did two shifts and went to the match in the middle.  Quite a good idea, it broke up the day and it seemed like I was hardly at work.  I now have to revise like f*ck for this empirical exam otherwise it will be beyond me to pass it. So that's all I'm writing for now, off to revise.

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